Booty Farm

Always loved playing Farmville? Then this is the game for you! Booty Farm is a Free to Play idle game in which you’ve inherited a farm, but with a twist! All the chicks in town are hot & bothers, and you are the only guy around!

Congrats, you just inherited a farm and your hot neighbours will not let you be! Erotic hijinks ensue on your never ending quest to expand your farm! Discover spicy romances and intertwining stories in this bizarrely relaxing farm simulator.

Prologue

The game starts with your arrival at the farm. The farmhand, Mindy, is waiting to greet you. At first, you’re not too enthusiastic about staying in town, wanting to sell and move back to the city as soon as possible. Luckily Mindy has a very effective way to convince you to stay; Turns out there is not a single guy in town, as they all accepted a job in the big city and have moved out. Making you the only dick around. And all of the ladies? They definitely have been deprived of dicks for a little too long.

One blowjob of our redhead cowgirl later and you are completely convinced to stay around the farm.

As far as introductions go, this was as good as any. It is a rather simple concept that I’ve seen around plenty of time. A bunch of hot girls, no dick around, and all of them are horny as fuck. Sounds like a good time, right?

Story

The story is very simple, but effective. You have to tend to your crops, feed your farm animals and complete different requests of our residential hotties to progress in the story. This will give you money, gems and Affinity Points. The more Affinity Points you get with a girl, the more of her story will be revealed.

Though the story is nothing special, it does set the atmosphere for the entire game perfectly. It is told in short dialogue with the girls and hot hentai graphics. It relies heavily on visual erotica, with very minimum animation. The story develops rather slowly, and sometimes I forget that this is a porn game. Which is a shame, they could lean a little heavier into the erotica side of it all.

Mechanics

Honestly, this game is basically FarmVille with blowjobs, fucks and titties. Not a bad combination, if you ask me. In short: This is a pornographic idle game. It is very easy to understand and you can leave the game running in the background while you do something else.

There is enough to do on your farm, like feeding your animals, run the different buildings (like a juice bar, a mill and a breakfast counter) and of course tend to your crops. Everything is done with simple clicks, and nothing requires too many actions. There are a few requirements, like making food for your animals, but it is nothing too complicated. An easy to understand game.

The only downside to these mechanics, in my personal opinion, is the fact that some of the things take an incredibly long time. Think five hours to build a building, or half an hour to grow your crops. The game will constantly encourage you to buy gems, the in-game purchase currency used to unlock extra storylines, to fasten along the waiting times and special content.

Characters

As you play you gain levels, and this will open up more characters. For every new girl there is a request you have to fulfil. This will open up the first dialogue option. Through out the game more requests will pop up, which will earn you Affinity Points. You can get these through dialogue as well, as some reply options will give you more Points than others.

Conclusion

Booty Farm is a fun FarmVille like game with a few erotic graphics and dating sim elements thrown into the mix. It is nothing too hardcore, as the sex scenes are pretty straight forward. Most of them are static images, but they are still very enjoyable!

The only things I dislike about the game are the fact that they try to push their in-game purchases far too often and the waiting times for things to wrap up. The story develops very slowly due to these waiting times.

But the characters are very enjoyable and they are all very distinctive. Despite the downside of the game, I’ve been playing it for hours and have been enjoying myself quite a bit! It just is a tad too slow for my liking and the in-game purchases put me off. But it has a fun little story going on which is keeping me entertained.